Review: What’s The Best Realistic Dildo?

To me, the whole purpose of sex toys is to recreate the feeling of the real thing. I know there’s a lot of women out there who are more than happy to stimulate every erogenous zone they have until they achieve climax, but to me, that never quite gives me the satisfaction I need. Realism is what tips me over the edge, so I’ve spent a lot of time searching for the closest thing to a real male organ!

Now, there’s a hell of a lot of toys out there which claim to do just that, but in all fairness, it can be difficult to achieve the sensation of true sex with a toy alone. In my experience, a dildo needs three things in order to recreate the sensation of genuine penetration:

The correct texture, the correct size, and the correct ‘bumpiness’.

Texture and size are pretty self-explanatory, but bumpiness is where things get a little blurry. As most ladies out there know, it’s usually not a pure smooth sensation when being penetrated, there’s always a few bumps and a few twitches along the way. Sometimes your partner will go through varying levels of hardness during intercourse, and that’s one of the major things that gets my heart racing. That’s where the realness lies for me, so that’s something I had to factor in on my search.

Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo

After going through numerous dildos, two major products stood out to me. The first one was the Doc Johnson Jeff Stryker Vac-U-Lock 9 Inch Dildo.

Now, most sex-positive ladies out there will tell you it’s not always about the size, although it certainly doesn’t do any harm to be well-endowed. The Jeff Stryker Vac-U-Lock is as close as you’ll find to the real thing without being overly long or girthy. A lot of dildos usually go for extremes, and that naturally puts a lot of people off. The Jeff Stryker Vac-U-Lock, however, is more or less like holding a real penis in your hands.

The item arrived in the classic inconspicuous brown box, although to be fair it was quite obvious what was inside. The packaging of the dildo was actually quite cheesy and very nineties, but I liked it. The toy is modelled on the package of the porn star Jeff Stryker, who graces the box in all his oiled-up glory. He’s a good looking man for sure, but his real appeal lies inside his pants.

Straight away, I knew this was going to be a solid toy. There were no chemical odours to speak of and there was even a faint perfume smell. It was clear that the manufacturer had put great care into making this model the best it could be.

So, first impressions were good, but what about the performance?

The first thing that drew me towards the Jeff Stryker Dildo is its realistic shape. The fact it’s slightly curved rather than directly straight not only adds more realism to the experience, but it actually allows for more satisfying penetration too. It’s 9 inches long and around 2 inches thick, meaning this beast will definitely fill you to the brim. Once you’re suitably filled up, the curved shape allows you to easily stimulate the depths of your vagina – perfect for that initial teasing before you get down to business.

As you can see from its pictures, this dildo comes not only with realistic balls and shaft, but the veins inside the model have been dyed blue to give it that truly authentic look. It uses a material called ULTRASKYN, which is definitely the closest thing I’ve felt to an actual human touch. Before I bought this, I was a little dubious as to how to real a toy could simulate human skin, but believe me, it’s almost too realistic. My husband even mentioned that he felt like he was cradling a real cock and balls!

Obviously, Mr Jeff Stryker here is a little bigger than your average male package, especially in length. If you want to take his full force, you’ll definitely need to lube yourself up. The instructions for the toy advise using a lot of water-based lube to prep yourself for his supreme pleasure, as you might run the risk of hurting yourself. In my experience, I didn’t find it too difficult to insert to the maximum depths, but then again I’ve had a lot of experience. If you’re relatively tight or inexperienced, be sure to fully prepare to avoid any injuries.

On the other hand, it’s not always necessary to have a lengthy session with Mr Stryker, as his realistic girth is more than enough to simulate real sex without the need to go into detail. I’ve often found a quick rummage around will do the trick without having to penetrate yourself to the maximum. Perfect for a quick release before work or if you’re in a rush to get out the door.

At the base of the toy, there’s a suction cup which allows you to stick the dildo to any flat surface. Perfect for hands-free play, but a quick word of warning if you’re planning on sit on this ride it: be careful not to go too hard, because it’s very easy to penetrate yourself too deeply. In the throes of orgasm it’s easy to get carried away, and I’ve come very close to having the toy reach my cervix, which as a few ladies out there might know, is never a pleasant sensation. However, that’s just one of the hazards that come along with well-endowed penises!

In the past few months, the Jeff Stryker Realistic Dildo has become my go-to toy for all occasions. I personally love the detailed texture and lifelike shape, and sometimes it I find it quite erotic to just caress it or take it in my mouth. I find it the perfect size for any type of play; whether it’s a quick in and out or a full blown session. The ULTRASKYN texture is also ideal for clitoral stimulation if that’s your preferred method of reaching orgasm.

So far, I’ve only experienced one downside with this toy, and that’s the occasional cramp in my wrist from using it too much. As it’s not a vibrator, you’ll need to do the thrusting yourself, and because this can be quite an addictive piece of kit, it can definitely take its toll on your joints! However, that’s only a minor point, and everything else about this beauty is perfect. If it’s all-round realism you’re looking for, then definitely consider giving Mr Stryker a call.

Now, my search for the most realistic dildo didn’t end with Mr Stryker. In my opinion, there are two types of realism out there. The first, the ‘average’ realism. The kind of sex you’d have with your husband or boyfriend or any run-of-the-mill guy.

The second, the ‘perfect’ realism. For example, if I was hooking up with my ideal man (Chris Hemsworth probably), this is how I imagine he would feel inside me. I wanted to find a lifelike dildo which I could genuinely believe was a real penis, but one which is all round perfect.

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Realistic Dildo

So, onto the second most used item in my sex drawer: the Tantus Vamp Super Soft Silicone 6.5 Inch Realistic Dildo.

Don’t let the purple colour put you off, this baby is like the Rolls Royce of realistic dildos. In my time, I haven’t found a more mind blowing piece of kit.

The Tantus Vamp markets itself as being ‘super soft’ – not a good quality for a lifelike dildo, right?

I thought that at first, but I was dead wrong. The soft aspect refers to the texture of the toy rather than the sturdiness. The dildo still boasts bumpiness and uneven surfaces for that realistic feel, but the surface of each one is smooth and elegant. For the most part, the softness is a selling point which helps keep the dildo clean and free from blemishes or stains (and there’s sure to be a few stains on it once you’re finished).

If you’re a lady who is all about size, then this might not be the one for you. However, if you’re looking for the most exquisite, realistic penetration there is, you’ve found it.

Many ladies out there will agree that one of the most ecstatic feelings during sex is the initial insertion. As you can see from the Tantus Vamp’s pictures, the head on this thing is like a huge, throbbing tennis ball. You’ll feel a moment of hesitation when you’re about to slip this thing inside you, but once the head goes in, you’ll that heavenly mini-orgasm as you relax yourself around it.

Once the head is inside, the rest of this beauty will slide in easily. It’s only 6.5 inches long, but the wide-set shaft is what makes this such a superb dildo. Once you’re well and truly filled up, there’s still enough room to give this toy a good wiggle around, allowing for maximum stimulation wherever you want it.

The Tantus Vamp is made of super high quality. It bends with ease, allowing it to reach places you never thought possible, but it’s also rigid enough to feel like a real life penis. It’s made of silicone so it always keeps that smooth, rubbery texture, and when it’s covered in lube, it can feel indistinguishable from the real thing. It does tend to collect a few stains, but they’re very easy to wipe off. It’s completely waterproof too, so you won’t have to worry about causing any damage to the toy when you wash it.

If you’re the adventurous kind of lady (as I am), there’s another aspect to the Tantus Vamp which can result in out-of-this-world orgasms. You might have guessed it: anal play.

Personally, I would find anything bigger than a 6.5 incher much too ambitious to take in the back door, which is why the Tantus Vamp is one of my most trusted companions.

However, don’t be thinking you can just lube up and put this right up there. This is one for the experienced kinksters out there. You’ll need a lot of persuading to get the Tantus Vamp inside, usually with a combination of a few other toys. But once you’re prepped, the softness of the dildo will slide inside and give one of the most incredible sensations you’ve ever felt.

Once it’s in, the bumpiness of the toy will make it feel as though you’re having genuine anal sex. You’ll feel every curve and every ridge inside you, and it’s actually a lot more comfortable than having a real penis in there. It will definitely feel like you’re being stretched to your limits, but after twenty or so anal sessions with this thing personally, I can assure you it’s perfectly safe (not to mention unbelievably pleasurable).

When it comes to clitoral stimulation, the soft surface of the toy works wonders. The large head is big and heavy enough to apply some serious pressure down there, and the ridges can be the ideal substitute for your partner’s fingers.

When it comes to negatives, I really can’t pinpoint anything major with the Tantus Vamp. For some women, it might be too small for vaginal play (in comparison to some other toys), and too large for anal play. But if, like me, you’re more about the realism than the extremes, this toy will hit every spot. Even the suction cup on the base of the dildo is perfect. Unlike the Jeff Stryker, there’s very little danger of being penetrated beyond your comfort levels, so you can ride the Tantus Vamp all day long without fear of hurting yourself.

Overall, I can’t praise the Tantus Vamp enough for the pleasure it’s given me over the past few months. Solo play is mind blowing, and introducing the dildo during sex can also be a lot of fun. It’s perfect for use once your partner has finished, because you’ll be primed and ready for something bigger. My husband loves using this on me because it doesn’t matter whether it’s front or back play, he can bring me to a climax within minutes!

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