So with the new Fifty shades coming out, its got us all feeling that little bit more adventurous, and looking for our very own Mr Grey (admit it, we’ve all fantasised about him!), and what a perfect way to fulfil our wildest fantasies by getting ourselves our very own remote control love egg. Not only can they be a boost in the bedroom, but they can also be an amazing thrill bringing them out and about without anyone knowing! Try handing over the controls to your partner and allowing them to be in control, not only will you get a thrill from it, your partner will get off just as much knowing although its a toy, he’s the one making you climax and he’s the one in control. Continue on to read our love egg reviews for what we think are the best remote control love eggs on the market currently.
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So, what is a Love Egg?
Love Eggs are small, discreet bullet vibrators that can be inserted into the vagina for that added thrill to foreplay. Similar to the typical bullet vibrator that you can use externally, this internal vibrator is perfect for on the go hidden fun, without the noise. Not only is it one of the best foreplay toys out there, but it is also extremely beneficial for your vaginal walls, as it helps to increase tightness, for increased pleasure. They come either with or without a wired controller, but the most popular ones are the wireless/remote versions, for obvious reasons!
1. Coco de Mer Emma Remote Control Love Egg
This is our ultimate favourite at the moment. The Coco de Mer is not only a pleasure to look at with its attractive yet straightforward silicone design, it’s also a pleasure to use with its eight vibration settings with 12-speed levels. Although its one of the more expensive Love Eggs out there, it is 100% worth the price you pay for the pleasure you’ll receive. It comes in a handy leather case which is discreet enough to bring on your travels and offers enough protection from accidentally switching it on when you’re unpacking. This love egg is easily insertable with its soft top and elasticated string for easy removal. It’s silent when inserted, so if you do decide to venture out with it, no one will even notice. It comes with a USB cable so you can charge it at home or on the go. It can be charged by removing the base of the elasticated string and inserting the cable. If you’re feeling exceptionally adventurous, try giving the remote to your partner. With its 8ft range who knows what mischief you’ll both get up to!
2. Fifty Shades Of Grey Relentless Vibrations USB Rechargeable Remote Control Love Egg
Ok, so we had to, with a name like that we couldn’t resist. This Egg gives you everything it says in the title. Its smooth, sleek, and very discreet, it was a no-brainer to have this one on our list. As there are so many good points to this Love Egg lets make a start with the obvious; it feels incredible! It’s so easy to slip in and start enjoying yourself, with its gentle body and five patterns of vibration it’s a brilliant product for beginners. Partnered with a lubricant, you’re guaranteed to kick-start the foreplay with such pleasure, you’ll be dying to go again. And the best part? The remote can work at a distance of 10 metres, so you can get started while you’re not even in the same room! The Love Egg also has a finger loop base so it can be easily removed once you’re ready to take the thrill a bit further.
3. Lovense Lush App Controlled Vibrating Love Egg
Work away a lot? In a long distance relationship which is putting a hold on your sex life? Fear no more, we’ve found the best way to keep that spark between you and your partner, even when you’re miles away from one another. Gone are the days of sexting with your partner to get a thrill while they’re away. Now is the time to actually getting to climax, but with your partner in control. We love this Love Egg, as not only can it be controlled and used as a regular vibrator, it can be controlled by an app on your phone. That means, wherever your partner is, they can provide you with pleasure as if they were there. The Lovense offers deep vibrations, making sure that G spot it hit, and also clitoris vibrations. Its silicone body is slender, easily inserted, and effortlessly removed with its elasticated string. After downloading the Body chat app, you can unlock multiple vibration settings, and even match them to music! This product isn’t just for long distant lovers, why not hand over the controls to your partner while you’re at work, or in the shower, to build up to the fun that awaits, if you have the willpower to!
4. Amour Rechargeable Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg
We are in love with the overall packaging and look of this Love Egg. It’s the perfect gift for those special occasions, so start dropping hints today. With its cute heart themed packaging, it’s easy to see why this is such a winner. It boasts seven vibration patterns, each having their very own five-speed selection, it ensures all your needs are met depending on what mood you’re in. The remote is heart shaped with rose gold details. It’s discreet yet does the job of making sure it hits all your spots. With its silicone body, 3inches of insertable length, a generous circumference of 4.3 inches, just add some lubricant, slip it in, and prepare yourself for a fantastic time. This is the perfect foreplay toy for that special occasion, whether it be alone or with your partner, it will leave you weak at the knees and counting down until you can use it again.
5. Ultra 10 Function Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg
Although it’s number 5 on our list, it definitely isn’t a bottom of the list kind of Love Egg. This is an all-round pleaser as it really does cater to all needs. With its smooth, sleek, silicone bullet it truly is one of the most comfortable fits. But wait, you want more? It comes with a removable textured sleeve that heightens your experience if you fancy that intense feel. Easily chargeable and controlled, you can see why it made it on to our list. This is the Egg with the most extended range on our list at 12 metres, so while you’re slipping into something more pleasing, your partner can be preparing for you to be taking it off. It has 10, (that’s right, 10!), functions, including three speeds and seven patterns, promising that ultimate climax, with or without the sleeve. With an impressive circumference of 4.5 inches, there’s no wonder it’s such a high rated pleaser.
All of these remote control love eggs are waterproof, latex free, and phthalate free. Why not bump up your pleasure by adding some water-based lubricant? By choosing a product from our list, we assure you you’ll be receiving one of the best vibrating eggs for the money.
PLEASE NOTE: Remote control love eggs are for vaginal use only. Want to spice up your sex life with some anal toys? Check out our reviews for the best vibrating butt plugs we’ve found.